Have you ever dated someone on and off for about two years and found out that they a girlfriend the entire time?
A serious girlfriend who moved across the country for them? Who are you later found out was a really cool chick and part of you wants to be friends with her?
No? Yes?
Have you ever gotten that phone call? You know the one where there’s another woman on the other end and she’s like, “you’re dating my boyfriend. And you’re like well he’s my boyfriend.” And then you discover that well he’s actually both of your boyfriends.
Have you ever just wanted revenge so bad, but you’re not a criminal so nothing major. Things like placing eggs strategically around his yard or carving his bushes into dicks and clowns.
Well, we wanted to do that. Basically for about a decade. We have been talking about turning bushes into dicks for 10+ years. And fortunately for you, Eric, (yeah, you know who you are) we never figured out how to properly landscape.
It was a funny thing to talk about over mimosas until 15 years later, it happened again.
We never did master those topiary skills. We did figure out how to make some seriously funny cards (at least we think so). So if you’re on the receiving end of one of these phone calls and need a way to express yourself, we’ve got you. We’ve probably been there and we definitely know how you feel. So reach out, and let us send whoever it is that you’re the worst card.
By the way, Zach, you’re the worst.
What is Prickly Press?
Prickly Press is a print-on-demand card and gift site specializing in humorous cards for those with a cheeky sense of humor. Our site features funny card designs accompanied by playful
How can I purchase cards from Prickly Press?
To purchase cards from Prickly Press, simply visit our website and browse through our collection of funny card designs. Once you’ve found the perfect card, click on the card to view
What is the target audience for Prickly Press?
Our target audience is young women aged 21-44 who have an interest in humor, gifts, cards, retro aesthetics, and cheeky humor.
Do you offer international shipping?
Yes, we offer international shipping to select countries. Please check our shipping policy for more details.
How can I contact Prickly Press for further assistance?
If you have any further questions or need assistance, please feel free to contact us through the contact form on our website. We’re here to help!
Can I customize the designs on the cards?
At the moment, we do not offer customization options for our card designs. However, we are constantly expanding our
How long does shipping take?
Shipping times may vary depending on your location. Please refer to our shipping
